Oh my god, we had so much fun at the mattress store; I didn’t know you could have so much fun at such a place. But Elliot’s never been to one. We tried all of the mattresses, jumping up and down like monkeys and sardines on the beds. Tested all the pillows. No one else was in the store. Elliot’s favorite was the reclining, motorized bed and he begged me to buy it.
