“Daddy, what’s your favorite animal?”

“Sardines!”

“Daddy! That’s not an animal.”

“That’s a fish?”

“Mm hmm”

“Ok, monkeys. What’s yours?”

“Spiders and geese.”

Playing Cyclone Pinball in the basement
Finding something in the drainpipe at Waterworks Aquatics, wearing a Scooby Doo robe