Daddy, you know what day is it today? April. It’s April today.

While in the car…” Daddy, I have a booger.”

“I’m driving, just wipe it on your pants for now.”

“No, it will make a mess.”

So I reach back and say “give it to me.” He wipes it on my hand. I look at my hand and it’s a giant booger. I say, “ewwww! And wipe it on my pants” (no tissues!)

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