Going to Cincinnati with Max. We’re going to a Schaier wedding.

On the way, in the car:

Max: you know those 10 laws?

Me: (Remembering what he is currently learning in school): you mean the Bill of Rights?

Max: “Yeah, freedom of religion, freedom of speech, freedom of clothing, and the others?”

I asked Max what it was like before Freedom of Clothing. “You have to wear wigs and dress like the old times (he means men in 1700s England). Either that or like the guys in Pirates of the Caribbean.”

Me: “So the women who have to wear Burka… Clothes over their whole body and head and face… Do they have Freedom of Clothing?”

Max: “No”

On the airplane

Max is studying the safety instructions and he says he’s loves reading them (they are all pictures). He is trying to buckle my seat belt. Now he’s watching the safety video and checking his seat belt is tight.